 |
 |
          |
For more Girls & Sports news,
join our Clubhouse.
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
March 2008
Dear Bradley,
I graduated from Boulder last year. However, I go up there every few weekends to party. I have a baby face and the freshman girls think I am still in college. Do I need to tell them the truth about how old I am?
Zach in Englewood, CO
Dear Zach,
From the day he's born, a guy is doomed because of his age. When he is a freshman in high school, all the girls go out with juniors and seniors. When he finally becomes a senior, the girls have moved on to college guys. Are his problems solved when he moves on to college? Forget about it. Like high school, college girls want nothing to do with freshman guys. And what happens once the poor sap finally gets out of school? Same old, same old. He's the low man on the totem poll again while girls look for older and richer options.
My advice to you, Zach, is go young or go home. It's your only option. And yes, you should lie about your age. But don't say you are younger!! On the contrary, add a few years. These are freshman girls. You can be whoever you want to be with them. Trust me, they won't know the difference. In fact, the older you say you are, the more infatuated they'll become with you. A guy friend might think you're a loser being 25 and hitting on young college girls. But to a girl you are an established, successful man who is much more mature than the college "boys" she is used to meeting. And don't for one second feel guilty about this deceit. You see, it just isn't fair that girls get all the leverage for most of a man's life. So if we have to play just a little dirty to balance the playing field, no one can blame us.
Your pal,
Bradley
|
 |
 |
Ask Bradley Home
|
 |
All characters ® © 2008 Girls & Sports Comics.
Any reproduction of Girls & Sports, including its characters or its likeness, is strictly prohibited (cute girls are subject to exception after personally meeting with Bradley and Marshall). All rights reserved to Girls & Sports Comics. | Privacy PolicyContact: General inquiries - creators@girlsandsports.com | Current newspaper clients - subscriptions@girlsandsports.comFor college newspaper sales, visit our subscriber center or call us Toll Free 1-888-7-COMICS (1-888-726-6427). For non-college newspaper sales and comic strip reprints, contact Creators Syndicate at 310-337-7003.
 Girls & Sports is a member of the National Cartoonists Society. |
|
5 Comments:
well its true, I've always dated older men
Well... I don't know if I'm weird but I never dated younger girls. I mean there was one exception, but the rest was at least half a year older than me.
But I agree most girls want to date older and more mature men. Once I get past 20 I will definitely want to use this to my advantage ;)
lol nice comment anonymous
few things...(a you spelled 'pole' wrong (b do you think girls are that stupid? (c not all girls are the same; they'll find out about your age sooner or later. to the young man who asked the question: tell the girls your real age, it will be a better relationship and you could save yourself from jail for the time being.
from, a girl who is probably better with advice than bradley will ever be
To the advice girl: a) the subject of his age might never come up, so perhaps this is one of those don't ask don't tell situations, which brings up b) if the girl likes the guy, she won't care about his age, and c) maybe he is not looking for a relationship. maybe he just wants to get laid (same applies to the girl, hey it is college and even after college some girls can be like some guys in that respect. also d) Are you a 5th-grade English teacher? Didn't your mama teach you that correcting people is rude? I know it's "pole" but who cares? The message is the same. Go on "Are You Smarter than a Fifth-Grader?" but please stay away from this board.
Post a Comment
<< Home